I'm drawing a blank so far on this week's ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
wednesday100 prompt, therefore I write ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
issuesgrrrl's instead: PJ's Pregnant - The Family Reacts
“Immaculate conception.”
“You’re serious?”
“I’d rather them believe that than Dad following through on his threat of castration.”
“He might anyway; this is Papa Lex we’re talking about.”
“They’re the ones who had me moved in with Mark before the ink dried on our marriage certificate. What did they think was going to happen?”
“Immaculate conception.”
“Ha. True. You’d think they’d stop believing that after the eight times they caught me having sex.”
“Eight times?”
“Dad kept flying over to my dorm unannounced.”
“He never did that to me.”
“That’s because he doesn’t think you have sex.”
“What?”
“It’s true. I was listening to them argue after I told them about the baby—”
“You shouldn’t eavesdrop through the walls.”
“How else am I supposed to know anything? Anyway, Dad said that at least you were male and then Daddy Clark reminded him that you could still get pregnant, and after Papa Lex stopped hyperventilating, Dad said it still shouldn’t be an issue because you’re an eunuch.”
“He did not call me an eunuch.”
“Close enough. They’re reassured that you never leave the lab and are too nerdy to pick up guys.”
“Oh, really? Tell you what: when they start in on Mark at dinner next Saturday, I’ll make sure to mention the orgy I attended last week in celebration of completing another project.”
“You did not attend an orgy.”
“Six dicks make an orgy, Peej.”
“Only if they’re real, not rubber.”
“Do you want me to go into detail about the tightness—”
“Eew! Shut up. I don’t want to picture you having sex.”
“You’re the one who says I need to get laid all the time.”
“Yes, but I don’t want to hear the details. You’re my brother. You only have immaculate consextion.”
“Immaculate ‘consextion’.”
“Yep.”
“I guess it’s better than being an eunuch.”
-End
FFL Timeline Updated
wednesday100 prompt, therefore I write issuesgrrrl's instead: PJ's Pregnant - The Family Reacts“Immaculate conception.”
“You’re serious?”
“I’d rather them believe that than Dad following through on his threat of castration.”
“He might anyway; this is Papa Lex we’re talking about.”
“They’re the ones who had me moved in with Mark before the ink dried on our marriage certificate. What did they think was going to happen?”
“Immaculate conception.”
“Ha. True. You’d think they’d stop believing that after the eight times they caught me having sex.”
“Eight times?”
“Dad kept flying over to my dorm unannounced.”
“He never did that to me.”
“That’s because he doesn’t think you have sex.”
“What?”
“It’s true. I was listening to them argue after I told them about the baby—”
“You shouldn’t eavesdrop through the walls.”
“How else am I supposed to know anything? Anyway, Dad said that at least you were male and then Daddy Clark reminded him that you could still get pregnant, and after Papa Lex stopped hyperventilating, Dad said it still shouldn’t be an issue because you’re an eunuch.”
“He did not call me an eunuch.”
“Close enough. They’re reassured that you never leave the lab and are too nerdy to pick up guys.”
“Oh, really? Tell you what: when they start in on Mark at dinner next Saturday, I’ll make sure to mention the orgy I attended last week in celebration of completing another project.”
“You did not attend an orgy.”
“Six dicks make an orgy, Peej.”
“Only if they’re real, not rubber.”
“Do you want me to go into detail about the tightness—”
“Eew! Shut up. I don’t want to picture you having sex.”
“You’re the one who says I need to get laid all the time.”
“Yes, but I don’t want to hear the details. You’re my brother. You only have immaculate consextion.”
“Immaculate ‘consextion’.”
“Yep.”
“I guess it’s better than being an eunuch.”
-End
FFL Timeline Updated
I WANT TO MARRY SAM WHEN I GROW UUUUUP! ;_;
I mean, he's even a redhead.
Redheads make my knees weak. Always have.
-DL-
I bet Papa Lex was hyperventilating! And how dare Mark have sex with PJ - his own legally married wife! What the hell were they thinking *G*.
::DIES:: at the picture of Clark doing dorm fly overs.
heh. Mwah!
And that naughty PJ! How dare she get pregnant by her husband?! :D
You know, if you ever wanted to do a companion piece to this about the family's reaction to Sam getting pregnant there'd be no complaints from this corner ... *coughs*
As for Sam, this one I can tell you straight off: it's not going to happen. Sam doesn't have children. Sorry!
No parent ever wants to admit their child is having sex.
So can we get more on the 'orgy'? I'm not asking for much, just a lot more details.
Kidding, this was cute thanks!
B) This installment is so freakin' hilarious I could plotz! I'm suprised Grandpa Lionel (or Grandma Martha!) didn't offer a ginormous 'have-a-baby' bribe or sabotage the birth control... only *8* times? PJ Luthor? Either she was on an accelerated track for early graduation or the pickin's was slim at that school...
C) What? No Sam 2.0? The hell? I could plotz!
::um, he's like, a supergenius and y'know, half-alien? doesn't he have a duty to pass on the gifts to the next gen? also, hot red-headed nerd! World needs more of 'em!::
::worships you some more::
And I love the dorm fly-bys!