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Managed to come up with something. Go me!
Rebirth of Femininity
“What time’s your Court appearance?” Clark asked when he saw Lois. The bullpen buzzed around them with Perry bellowing in the background, as usual.
Lois smoothed her skirt before taking a seat at her desk. “You know I haven’t been arrested lately.”
“Then, what’s with the outfit?”
“It’s the rebirth of femininity.”
Clark’s brows rose over the rims of his glasses. “You know what femininity means?”
Lois shot a rubberband at him. “I learned from the expert.”
“Ha-ha.” Clark let the rubberband dangle from his ear, where it had landed. “Seriously, why are you dressed up?”
“Because I felt like it,” Lois snapped. “My wearing a skirt is not A-1 news.”
“Lane! Whoever it is that died, I want to be the first to print it on the cover!” Perry demanded as he swooped past their desks. “Olsen! Where is that damn kid? I need pictures!”
Clark smirked at Lois. Lois glowered. “I just wanted to wear a skirt! I have an important interview later.”
The pieces clicked immediately. “Superman is gay.”
“What?!” Lois wiped the shock off her face quickly. “I mean, no he’s not. You think everyone is gay because you are.”
“No, but I know gay men when I see them, and Superman is gay.”
“What proof do you have?” Lois said, folding her arms. The top of her shirt gaped, giving Clark a view of her racy red bra. She’d gone all out.
Speaking of clothing choices. “Have you seen his costume? He may as well be wearing a rainbow triangle on his chest.”
“Wearing spandex doesn’t mean he’s gay.” Lois paused and corrected herself. “A superhero wearing spandex doesn’t mean he’s gay.”
Clark leaned forward, lowering his voice in secrecy, the rubberband swinging from his ear. He was having fun. “I hate to tell you, Lois, but superheroes are notoriously flaming.”
“You are so full of shit.”
Clark grinned and began ticking people off his fingers. “Batman, Robin, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Arsenal—”
“Ha! Caught you,” Lois interrupted, thumping her fist on her desk. “Arsenal was last known to be cavorting with that villainess Cheshire.”
“That’s because Robin broke his heart by picking Batman over him.”
“What are you: the gossip queen of the superhero set?” Lois huffed and began shoving things in her purse. “I bet you subscribe to US Weekly.”
“No. Lex does.” Clark continued grinning at her disbelieving look. Lex said the subscription was for Colleen, but he’d been caught numerous times reading it himself.
“I bet he’ll be thrilled to hear that you’re spreading the word around.” Lois’s chair banged into the desk behind her with its usual force. “I’m going to the Police Commissioner’s office about the Maximillian case.”
“Flash him some knee. Maybe you’ll get more out of him,” Clark teased. “In fact, you’ll probably give him a heart attack when he sees you in that skirt, period.”
“Good. Then, I’ll get a chance to ransack his office.”
Clark watched her march out of the bullpen with all the femininity of a drill sergeant. Snickering, he picked up the phone and dialed an outside line. “Hey, Wally, remember that favor I owe you? Well, Lois is in a skirt and wanting to prove not all superheroes are gay…”
-End
Reminder: this is an SV-AU, so anything comics related is altered to fit accordingly.
FFL Timeline Updated
Rebirth of Femininity
“What time’s your Court appearance?” Clark asked when he saw Lois. The bullpen buzzed around them with Perry bellowing in the background, as usual.
Lois smoothed her skirt before taking a seat at her desk. “You know I haven’t been arrested lately.”
“Then, what’s with the outfit?”
“It’s the rebirth of femininity.”
Clark’s brows rose over the rims of his glasses. “You know what femininity means?”
Lois shot a rubberband at him. “I learned from the expert.”
“Ha-ha.” Clark let the rubberband dangle from his ear, where it had landed. “Seriously, why are you dressed up?”
“Because I felt like it,” Lois snapped. “My wearing a skirt is not A-1 news.”
“Lane! Whoever it is that died, I want to be the first to print it on the cover!” Perry demanded as he swooped past their desks. “Olsen! Where is that damn kid? I need pictures!”
Clark smirked at Lois. Lois glowered. “I just wanted to wear a skirt! I have an important interview later.”
The pieces clicked immediately. “Superman is gay.”
“What?!” Lois wiped the shock off her face quickly. “I mean, no he’s not. You think everyone is gay because you are.”
“No, but I know gay men when I see them, and Superman is gay.”
“What proof do you have?” Lois said, folding her arms. The top of her shirt gaped, giving Clark a view of her racy red bra. She’d gone all out.
Speaking of clothing choices. “Have you seen his costume? He may as well be wearing a rainbow triangle on his chest.”
“Wearing spandex doesn’t mean he’s gay.” Lois paused and corrected herself. “A superhero wearing spandex doesn’t mean he’s gay.”
Clark leaned forward, lowering his voice in secrecy, the rubberband swinging from his ear. He was having fun. “I hate to tell you, Lois, but superheroes are notoriously flaming.”
“You are so full of shit.”
Clark grinned and began ticking people off his fingers. “Batman, Robin, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Arsenal—”
“Ha! Caught you,” Lois interrupted, thumping her fist on her desk. “Arsenal was last known to be cavorting with that villainess Cheshire.”
“That’s because Robin broke his heart by picking Batman over him.”
“What are you: the gossip queen of the superhero set?” Lois huffed and began shoving things in her purse. “I bet you subscribe to US Weekly.”
“No. Lex does.” Clark continued grinning at her disbelieving look. Lex said the subscription was for Colleen, but he’d been caught numerous times reading it himself.
“I bet he’ll be thrilled to hear that you’re spreading the word around.” Lois’s chair banged into the desk behind her with its usual force. “I’m going to the Police Commissioner’s office about the Maximillian case.”
“Flash him some knee. Maybe you’ll get more out of him,” Clark teased. “In fact, you’ll probably give him a heart attack when he sees you in that skirt, period.”
“Good. Then, I’ll get a chance to ransack his office.”
Clark watched her march out of the bullpen with all the femininity of a drill sergeant. Snickering, he picked up the phone and dialed an outside line. “Hey, Wally, remember that favor I owe you? Well, Lois is in a skirt and wanting to prove not all superheroes are gay…”
-End
Reminder: this is an SV-AU, so anything comics related is altered to fit accordingly.
FFL Timeline Updated
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ohmygod, poor Wally! Heee....Lex reads US Weekly...I love this!
Please don't leave it there! Inquiring minds want to know what Wally did to Lois.
Hell, evil minds are hoping that it rated a front page photo in the Inquisitor and required that Lois' skirt be burned!
Calling Wally.
All superheroes are gay.
Robin broke Arsenal's heart.
Can I tell you how much my little fangirl heart is totally loving you right now?
-DL-
*dies laughing* Oh, that is just classic! And you just know Lex reads the tabloids - probably to see what they're saying about him.
“I hate to tell you, Lois, but superheroes are notoriously flaming.”
Oh that line is soooo brill! And the end!!!
~dies laughing~
That was so much fun!!!
HAHAHA!! LOL! This made me laugh, thank you so very much! Wonderful!
::loves you bunches!::
PS: Who's Wally? *hates that comics don't find their way to her misserable third world country*
Wally is Wally West, aka the Flash from the Justice League