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Challenge topic: Pranks

Challenge topic: Pranks

[info]sabershadowkat
3/24/06 09:24 am
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Sam stood in the doorway of PJ's bedroom, staring in confusion. PJ sat on her open windowsill, using an antique fireplace air bellows. Smoke blew from the tip as she compressed the handles.

"Close the door, dorkus!"

Sam stepped into the room and shut the door behind him. "What are you doing?"

"I'm smoking cigars." On the floor by her feet was an open box of cigars Sam recognized from Papa Lex's office. The crystal ashtray that had never been used, as far as Sam recalled, was filled with ashes and cigar stubs.

"Why?" Sam watched as PJ held the bellows compressed, stuck the tip of a half-burned cigar into the tip, and released the handles. The cigar burned orange-red around the paper as the bellows breathed in air.

"I want to see Papa Lex's hair turn gray," PJ said, as she took the cigar out of the tip, balanced it on the windowsill's edge, and blew the smoke outside again.

"Papa Lex doesn't have hair."

"Grandpa Lionel says it'll grow in just to turn gray because of me. I want to see it do that." PJ motioned for Sam. "Come here and help me."

"You're going to get in trouble," Sam said, even as he took the cigar handed to him. "I should tell."

"You're an accomplished now and you'll get in trouble, too, if you tell."

"The word's accomplice, and I would not."

"Would too." PJ held the bellows closed as Sam stuck the cigar in the tip. "How many do you think we need to smoke to make it work?"

"I don't think we can." Sam unwrapped a new cigar as PJ stubbed out the used one. "But we might be able to turn Dad's hair gray."


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  • [info]bakarti
    3/24/06 04:33 pm (UTC)
    hahahahaha! You're an accomplished now... Ohmygoodness. That was so cute!

  • [info]droolfangrrl
    3/24/06 04:48 pm (UTC)
    *sends her son over to play with Sam and PJ*

    I'm thinking Clark and Lex don't have enough fun yet. http://members.cox.net/99kincaid/DFGandJ.JPG

  • [info]annakas
    3/24/06 04:54 pm (UTC)
    Ohhh the Clex children are pure evil *nodnodnod*

    *giggle*

    annakas

  • lastscorpion
    3/24/06 05:06 pm (UTC)
    So funny and cute! I especially like the unholy alliance of Lionel and PJ.

  • [info]tsubame4182
    3/24/06 05:17 pm (UTC)
    So bad, but so cute!!! ^________^

  • [info]dawnybee
    3/24/06 05:26 pm (UTC)
    Heee! Those kids... so cute.

  • [info]kyanoswolf
    3/24/06 06:18 pm (UTC)
    At least PJ has the smarts to "smoke" the cigars with the bellows instead of trying to do it herself. I can just see her, though, when she sets herself up to get "caught" with the "evidence." That child is payback for every ebil thing Lex ever thought of masterminding in his youth.

  • [info]lapetite_kiki
    3/25/06 12:35 am (UTC)
    First off, I love your icon! :-)

    PJ is always so adorable, and Sam is such a good brother!

  • [info]amarin_rose
    3/25/06 12:41 am (UTC)
    *snorfle* Ah, kids... Glad they aren't mine. :D

  • [info]nerowill
    3/25/06 02:17 am (UTC)
    I love that Sam ends up helping her! It's so darn cute that they aren't even trying to actually smoke them the way they were intended!

  • [info]treetracer
    3/25/06 02:45 am (UTC)
    "Grandpa Lionel says it'll grow in just to turn gray because of me. I want to see it do that."

    *dies* At least they didn't light them all at once...

  • [info]herohunter
    3/25/06 02:48 am (UTC)
    *giggles*

  • [info]issuesgrrrl
    3/25/06 04:06 am (UTC)
    This is when we find out if the Kent-Luthor household fire insurance policy is up-to-date and just how good the sprinkler system is....

    ::worships Henry all over again!::

  • [info]capnzebbie
    3/25/06 07:04 am (UTC)
    "You're an accomplished now and you'll get in trouble, too, if you tell."

    PJ has inherited Lionel's talent for blackmail as well as his talent for driving Lex crazy, I see. *g*

  • [info]maigie2010
    3/25/06 09:48 am (UTC)
    It's a good thing PJ was born after Lex had control of the company. With Lionel and PJ plotting, there would have been a hostile takeover and Lex would be the one without a job.

  • [info]laurab1
    3/26/06 11:35 pm (UTC)
    Hee!

  • [info]businessmine
    4/11/06 09:16 pm (UTC)
    This is why I've stayed a virgin.

    micetea

  • [info]sdlucly
    4/12/06 07:03 pm (UTC)
    That's what I call a mastermind, alright. *giggles* Gotta love PJ's way of thinking. *nods* And I do believe Lex could totally get hair that would end up being gray, the way they are going. *giggles* You go Lionel! Torture Lex through the kids!!!
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