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Challenge topic: Showers/getting clean

Challenge topic: Showers/getting clean

[info]sabershadowkat
5/11/06 11:04 am
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Lex hung his robe on the back of the bathroom door, took a deep breath, and squared off against the shower cubicle. It looked innocuous from the outside, if a little soap-scummed. At passing glance, one would never know that behind the frosted glass door laid a chamber of torture.

Setting his jaw, Lex opened the shower door and entered the cubicle. With a twist of his wrist and the push of a button, he turned on the Samuel David Kent Shower Efficiency Unit and braced for impact.

The water came first, freezing cold and at high pressure, shooting from nozzles set at various heights on the metal framework that fitted into the cubicle. The water stopped as abruptly as it started and Lex squeezed his eyelids shut tighter, as hot, goopy soap squirted him from all directions through a new set of nozzles. Metal arms shot out and attacked him with squishy sponges and despite expecting it, he yelped when one got mighty personal. He sputtered a mouthful of icy water, as he was power-washed clean.

The water shut off, leaving Lex with goosebumps and reddened skin. He left the shower cubicle as quickly as possible and stepped right into the towel Clark held open for him. "How much longer before we can take it down?" he asked, shivering.

"At least another month," Clark replied, rubbing Lex's arms dry.

Lex groaned. "I'm going to die of frostbite before then."

Clark enfolded him in a heavenly, warm embrace. "But it'll read 'Best Dad Ever' on your headstone."

-End



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  • [info]droolfangrrl
    5/11/06 04:07 pm (UTC)
    *snorfle*

    The pain of being a parent. I can so imagine PJ drawing on the walls.

  • [info]tsubame4182
    5/11/06 04:08 pm (UTC)
    ^____________^ OH GOD SO CUTE!!!!

    Lex is totally the best Dad ever. \^O^/

  • [info]bakarti
    5/11/06 04:11 pm (UTC)
    Awww, poor Lex. He's such a good Papa!

  • [info]roxymissrose
    5/11/06 04:19 pm (UTC)
    Oh my god, *snorfle* that's really parental love!

  • [info]strlingdragnfly
    5/11/06 04:36 pm (UTC)
    *snort* OMG, I spewed lemonade all over my monitor, I was laughing so hard. The things we endure for our kids. Great job!

  • [info]luvmax1
    5/11/06 05:16 pm (UTC)
    And yet Sam's shower is still better than the one in my apartment. Lex is just the best dad ever.

  • [info]ladyoneill
    5/11/06 05:26 pm (UTC)
    LMAO! That was too funny. Lex is definitely Best Dad Ever.

  • [info]yavannauk
    5/11/06 05:44 pm (UTC)
    Bwahahahaha!!! Lex is such a good Dad.

  • [info]amarin_rose
    5/11/06 06:26 pm (UTC)
    Clark needs to put his heat vision to use on the shower water...

  • [info]theclexfactor
    5/11/06 06:26 pm (UTC)
    That was frickin' adorable, dude.

  • [info]rakshanda
    5/11/06 08:13 pm (UTC)
    I LOVE THIS!!! Of course, I love the whole timeline.

    :D

  • [info]snoo_gems
    5/11/06 08:23 pm (UTC)
    Awww! You win at life, you really do.

    Heh. And you know, after a whee little bit of testing and improving... after, like, five years or so... I want that shower.

  • [info]amber_32random
    5/11/06 10:22 pm (UTC)
    This was too cute and funny as all get out. The things parents have to go through. At least Sam didn't add the power wind for quick drying. *grins*

  • [info]lapetite_kiki
    5/11/06 10:25 pm (UTC)
    Awwwww.......

  • [info]angstie
    5/11/06 10:47 pm (UTC)
    "Samuel David Kent Shower Efficiency"

    This says it all..... :)

  • [info]herohunter
    5/12/06 12:30 am (UTC)
    Awwwwww!!!
    *relates*

  • [info]lastscorpion
    5/12/06 02:56 am (UTC)
    LOL! Hilarious! I loved the last line!

  • [info]nerowill
    5/12/06 05:18 am (UTC)
    Lex IS the best dad ever! Maybe Sam is already a bit invulnerable and doesn't realize how hard this is on his human dad?

    What we put up with to make our kids happy... ;)

  • [info]issuesgrrrl
    5/12/06 12:35 pm (UTC)
    Oh, please. 'Best Dad Ever' shamelessly uses that as a bargaining chip to get the other dad into the Jacuzzi with him for some hot'n'steamy private grown-up fun...such good parents! ::worships you soooo very much!::

  • [info]forever_silky
    5/12/06 11:04 pm (UTC)
    that was the sweetest

  • [info]sdlucly
    5/13/06 02:32 am (UTC)
    Yep, that's what it costs you being a parent. And Lionel and Martha have to be laughing their asses off somewhere, don't ya think? And yes, PJ will totally draw hearts on it. *giggles*

  • [info]laurab1
    5/13/06 11:23 pm (UTC)
    Hee! Sweet, too.
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