Hey, it's me

tangledaria, they used your icon as script and I had to pause the show because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't hear.

( Random Show Statements )

Lemmed from suzvoy, as who better to lem from?

The last lines of my last twenty-five fics, each line linking to the fic it's from.

Twenty five is a big number! It might actually stretch me back into SV...

( 25 Happily Ever Afters )
This gets me back all the way to May 9, 2007. Six SPN, 2 SGA, 4 PoT, and 13 OP. I remember when I used to write a story a week during my Buffy days. Now we're stretching back a year and a half to get 25 stories.

This bunch includes my foray into SPN, which is a very scary place to visit, and 1/2 of my SGA fics. H.M.S. Atlantis is probably one of my favorite fics of all time and it's included here. Yay.

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To keep it real - not that my head is rooted in reality - I had a dream last night where I, while waiting in cluster-lines outside a building, was having a lively debate with con-people about how Jesus is the biggest Mary Sue of Mary Suenation. If you go with the theory that the Bible is a work of fiction, I can so see that this is true. He's got all sorts of neat powers, comes back from the dead, and all the smart good-side people think he is teh shizzle. The only thing missing is the sparkles.

Volunteer needed for a grammar beta for a three page SPN fic. Please leave comment with email address if you're up for it. I'd like a quick turn around, since it's so short.

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Last night, during Mythbusters, they showed this funny SGA commercial. Three geeks in cosplay SGA scientist uniforms start talking about how they built a stargate and are ready to test it out. The camera then pans to a huge cardboard stargate on the end of the driveway. Geek #1 says "Activiate the stargate," and Geek #2 turns on the hose. The cardboard stargate has spray sprinklers attached to it, filling the center with mist. Then, Geek #3 on a mini-scooter braves the stargate, charging on the bike up a ramp, but the jump sent him too high and he crashed into the stargate, breaking it.

The camera pans back to Geek #1 and Geek #2, and keeps panning and we see John Sheppard (JF in costume) standing on the driveway, too. He says, "It's probably be easier just to watch the show." And that's the end of the commercial.

Hee!

Slash Audio-Fic DL the one with the music and have a listen to the best canon McShep eva. *dies*

Title: H.M.S. Atlantis
Written & Composed by: sabershadowkat
Idea, Editing & Formatting by: garryowen
Rated: PG
Word Count: 5500
Summary: Musical crack.
Notes: The conversation went something like this:
ssk: I read a HS!SGA last night. Jocks and geeks falling in love. I think that's my new kink. So cute./go: Are you serious? Was it HS McShep? The use of HS reminds me of a musical. Like HMS Pinafore. Isn't that what it's called? Maybe Atlantis should be a musical..../ssk: Yep, HS McShep. There's actualy quite a few of them out there. *sees the wraith doing a chorus number* - My day is now complete./go: HMS: Atlantis. That's all I'm sayin'/ssk: Not Atlantis: The Musical? Although, Atlantis doubles as a ship, so HMS is apropos...


( The curtain rises... )

Anyone know Lorne and Bates' first names?

Fandom: SGA
Rating: PG
Part: 1/1
Notes: Wow, three fics in three weeks. What's going on?
Summary: Bacon was delicious.

( The Many Likes of Ronon Dex )

Two fics in two weeks. It's a fic-run!

Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McShep
Rating: NC-17
Part: 1/1
Notes: For garryowen, because you finally got something to beta again.

Summary: Alien weed made them do it, but not really.

( Counting the Days )

Are the people from Earth called Earthlings or Terrans? Or does it depend on who's talking?

WRAITH CHORUS NUMBER: Food, food, you're nothing more than food. We need to eat, you're a tasty treat, you're nothing more than food--

Oh, wait. Wrong musical.

Fic!

Part: 1/1
Rated: PG-13
Pairing: McShep
Notes: And lo, there was a stargate in the heavens that said "write fic", and it soon came to pass and it is all tzi's fault.

Summary: Rodney rarely called him by his first name and never in that tone.

( The Sound of His Name )

sabershadowkat I read a HS!SGA last night. Jocks and geeks falling in love. I think that's my new kink. So cute.
garryowen Are you serious? Was it HS McShep? The use of HS reminds me of a musical. Like HMS Pinafore. Isn't that what it's called? Maybe Atlantis should be a musical....
sabershadowkatYep, HS McShep. There's actualy quite a few of them out there. *sees the wraith doing a chorus number* - My day is now complete.
garryowen HMS: Atlantis. That's all I'm sayin'
sabershadowkat Not Atlantis: The Musical? Although, Atlantis doubles as a ship, so HMS is apropos...

Opening song - Stargate!

Scene: Outside of the stargate in SGC, props of containers and other shipment supplies sit on carts and in piles. ATLANTIS EXPIDITION TEAM (AET) bustle around, adding/checking the cargo, coming on and off stage.

Chorus of AET: Stargate! Stargate! We're going through the Stargate! Stargate!

Landry (spoken to Weir, standing in corner downstage of stargate): Dr. Elizabeth Weir, you have been given permission to travel through the Stargate to the Pegasus Galaxy. Destination: Atlantis.

Chorus: Stargate! Stargate! We're going through the Stargate! Stargate!

McKay (spoken to AET as enter stage left): Don't touch that! You might contaminate it with your complete lack of intelligence. Why am I surrounded by incompetence everywhere I go? Where is the GAT-PSK? Who labeled these crates? You there, cavebrow. Come with me. I need some grunting and carrying done. (exits stage right with AET)

Chorus of AET: Stargate! Stargate! We're going through the Stargate! Stargate!

Sheppard (enter stage right, looks around in anticipation and glee, spoken): This is very cool.

Chorus of AET: Stargate! Stargate! We're going through the Stargate! Stargate!

Okay, what's the character's name of the guy who's in the control/gateroom on Atlantis, that took over for Peter's spot? He's blond, youngish, doesn't say much, and usually dials the gate. I'll give you fic if you can answer me. *vbg* Apparently, he's nameless! But, according to the comments, he's been fanoned as Chuck (the actor's name). Thanks all. SGA fic is now at beta...

[I need to make some SGA icons now. New shiny!]

So, this wonderful person named tzi went "You need a new obsession." I said "Okay" because I'm a lemming like that, and she sent me season 1 and season 2 of a little show called Stargate Atlantis. And it was watched. Completely. In the span of two days. And managed to get the Man hooked, too. And now both of us are in love with Rodney McKay. Bloodshed insued. I conceded McKay, but only if I got to keep Sheppard's hair.

My lj is a public lj. I do not friends lock nor will I ever. Anyone can friend me, read me, comment to me good or bad, defriend at will and move on their merry way. My flist is not a "friends" list, it's a list of "Stuff to Read", i.e. people I have friended either a) post stories, b) run a ficlist or c) talk about my obsessions obsessively with near exclusivity. If you end up friended by me, you fit either a, b, or c and I will defriend if, after a while, you've veered off the course of a, b, or c. Do not take this personally, as I'm fixated on the pretty boys and has no reflection on you.

Everyone reads me gets hugs 24/7, whether you sit down and stay a while or are simply stopping for coffee. My stepford sis will cuss you out in seven languages if you play meanly. My ex-Reader's Hell compatriots will regale you with manager horror stories that makes lj squbbling seem logical. I will just hug you and let you be.


Dance like no one is watching
Love like you'll never be hurt
Sing like no one is listening
Live like it's heaven on earth